Perez, the best thing you could do is not mention his name. Perhaps if we’re nice, he’ll go away.*
Here, Perez gives a reading and commentary of the painfully illiterate letter from Chris Crocker posted on his MySpace blog. Has Chris Crocker really earned the privilege of posting such a nasty note to his fans? All he did was have a nervous breakdown while screaming at us to leave Britney alone. Well, he did more than that, but his biggest claim to fame is being Britney’s stalker. Speaking of which, was it necessary for him to show his wee bits when masquerading as her?
*line from “Only a Lad” by Oingo Boingo.