I’ve been absent from the blogoshere for a week or so. There have been a few changes since my last post.
Walmart bought ShindoTV.Com for quite a hefty price, enough for me to quit the adjunct teaching for good. Never let it be said that the Waltons are a bunch of stingy bastards. All those stories you hear about grossly underpaid workers who must take out foodstamps and receive public health assistance is a bunch of lies. Don’t let those liberals lie to you. Walmart is a very generous company. Only, I can’t disclose the amount.
April Fool’s! Yes, it was a little flimsy, but it’s better than me trying to tell everyone that I’m getting married. Trust me, my family wouldn’t buy it for a second.