Some More What the Buck?

Buck has posted his first celebrity interview on his website blog. I’ll give a couple of clues. Her comment about the Pope is “Queen, please!” She makes the flight attendant nervous when he’s selling Asian Chicken salads down the aisle. At the hospital, she was once traumatized by Gwen, whose announcement is best not repeated. Oh, and her mother told her she didn’t need to use glue. She could just use rice! That was too much, but you could have guessed who she was from the first or second clue.

Watch it, it’s a lot of fun.

Now here’s the latest What the Buck?! Yes, it’s random, but the best is saved for last, showing how deliciously frakked up Buck’s humor is.

Funny Bjork Quote

Chris has posted a funny quote from Bjork. I love Bjork (at least her music, anyway) and some of the daffy things she does (it’s safe to say Chris doesn’t like her at all). Then, there are the overall daft things she says, such as an example mentioned by my cyber-pal:

“I cannot imagine anything better than having a conversation about giraffes and why they are not blue.”

I have to admit, I’m laughing my arse off at that one. At least she isn’t bitch-slapping reporters in Bangkok.

BTW,
Bjork’s new album is fantastic!

Tyra Banks Goes Insane Again (a fantasy)

Ever since I saw the clip of Tyra Banks going bonkers over Vaseline, I’ve had this perverse fantasy of being in the studio audience when she announces that she’s going to give everyone a very special gift.

Tyra: I’m about to reveal my biggest driving secret ever!!!
Audience: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tyra: Yes!!! Yes!!! Yesss!!!
Audience: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tyra: During the commercial break, we had some really hunky guys give you some special boxes and inside these boxes are my SUPER DUPER drive and anything gift!!!
Audience: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tyra: On the count of three, I want you all to open them. Drumroll, PLEASE!!! (drumroll and crowd screams) ONE! TWO! THREE! OPEN THEM!!! OPEN THEM!!! OPEN THEM!!! OPEN THEM!!!
Audience: (opens boxes) WOOOOOHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Tyra: IT’S A PARTY, Y’ALL!!! (waves arm holding out a card) It’s a one year supply of GASOLINE!!!
Audience continues to scream in a frenzy.
Tyra: (points finger to audience member) YOU GET GASOLINE! (to another) YOU GET GASOLINE! (to me) YOU GET GASOLINE! (to another and another, going on for a while) YOU GET GASOLINE!
Audience screams even more.
Tyra: THESE JUST AREN’T ANY CARDS OF GASOLINE!!! BE BEDAZZLED!!! (waves card in the air) THIS GASOLINE (card) IS GOOD FOR ONE WHOLE YEAR!!!!
Audience: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tyra: I love it!!! I pump it morning, noon, and night! YOUR WILDEST DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!!!!!!
Audience screams in approval and Tyra joins in. She soon falls to the floor and starts kicking up her feet.